130+ Best Deez Nuts Jokes | Collection of Nutty Adventure 🥜

Ladies and gentlemen, nuts enthusiasts, and comedy connoisseurs! Welcome to the most legendary compilation of “deez nuts” jokes ever assembled in the history of nutty humor! Whether you’re a meme master or just someone looking to add some spice to your joke arsenal, you’ve just struck gold – or should we say, struck nuts!

These jokes have been carefully roasted to perfection, seasoned with the finest wordplay, and packaged with enough punchlines to make even the most serious person crack a smile. From classic setups to modern twists, we’ve got enough material to keep you nutty for days!

Deez Nuts Jokes

1. “Have you tried Dragon these nuts across your face?”
2. “Do you like Wendys? Well how about when deez nuts fit in your mouth?”
3. “Do you like Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin’ deez nuts across your face!”
4. “Have you heard about the new Sugondese restaurant? Sugondese nuts!”
5. “Are you into Fitness? Fitness whole bag of nuts in your mouth!”
6. “Do you like CDs? See deez nuts!”
7. “Have you met my friend Wilma? Wilma nuts fit in your mouth!”
8. “Do you like Sea Food? See food deez nuts in your mouth!”
9. “Have you heard of Bofa? Bofa deez nuts!”
10. “Did you hear about Ligma? Ligma nuts!”
11. “Are you familiar with Candice? Candice nuts fit in your mouth!”
12. “Do you know Mike? Mike nuts in your face!”
13. “Have you tried Goblin? Goblin deez nuts!”
14. “Ever been to Kenya? Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth!”
15. “Do you like Tasties? Taste deez nuts!”
16. “Have you met Phillip? Phillip deez nuts with your mouth!”
17. “Ever heard of Sawcon? Sawcon deez nuts!”
18. “Do you know Dee? Dee’s nuts!”
19. “Are you into Trading? Trading deez nuts in your mouth!”
20. “Have you met Cassidy? Cassidy’s nuts fit in your mouth!”

• “Have you heard about Pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!”
• “Do you know Chokoma? Chokoma nuts!”
• “Ever tried Rhydon? Rhydon deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Gargalon? Gargalon deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Parodies? Par-deez nuts in your mouth!”
• “Ever heard of Tippin? Tippin deez nuts on your chin!”
• “Are you into Mounting? Mounting deez nuts on your face!”
• “Have you tried Swallon? Swallon deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Dixie? Dixie normous nuts!”
• “Ever been to Pound Town? Pounding deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Bophades? Bophades nuts!”
• “Do you like Kissin? Kissin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Munchin? Munchin on deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Sugma? Sugma nuts!”
• “Do you know Slurpin? Slurpin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Choppin? Choppin on deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Sloberon? Sloberon deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Fondlin? Fondlin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Sniffin? Sniffin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Tuggin? Tuggin on deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Groupon? Groupon deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried E-tin? E-tin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Scratches? Scratches deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Bitin? Bitin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Rubbin? Rubbin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Squeezin? Squeezin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Teasin? Teasin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Massagin? Massagin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Strokin? Strokin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Tastin? Tastin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Nibblin? Nibblin on deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Touchin? Touchin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Holdin? Holdin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Grippin? Grippin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Yankin? Yankin on deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Pullin? Pullin on deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Glazin? Glazin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Pressin? Pressin on deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Rollin? Rollin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Tossin? Tossin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Flippin? Flippin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Flickin? Flickin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Slappin? Slappin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Tappin? Tappin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Knockin? Knockin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Punchin? Punchin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Kickin? Kickin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Bouncin? Bouncin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Shakin? Shakin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Twistin? Twistin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Spinnin? Spinnin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Whirlin? Whirlin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Twirlin? Twirlin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Rotatin? Rotatin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Turnin? Turnin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Bendin? Bendin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Curvin? Curvin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Swingin? Swingin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Danglin? Danglin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Hangin? Hangin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Droppin? Droppin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Raisin? Raisin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Liftin? Liftin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Heavin? Heavin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Throwin? Throwin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Catchin? Catchin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Grabbin? Grabbin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Snatchin? Snatchin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Pickin? Pickin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Collectin? Collectin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Gatherin? Gatherin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Storin? Storin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Savin? Savin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Keepin? Keepin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Hoardin? Hoardin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Stackin? Stackin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Pilin? Pilin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Heapin? Heapin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Dumpin? Dumpin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Pourin? Pourin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Spillin? Spillin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Droppin? Droppin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Sprayin? Sprayin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Shootin? Shootin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Blastin? Blastin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Firin? Firin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Launchin? Launchin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Yeeting? Yeeting deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Chunkin? Chunkin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Hurlin? Hurlin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Tossin? Tossin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Slingin? Slingin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Windin? Windin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Whippin? Whippin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Smashin? Smashin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Crushin? Crushin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Breakin? Breakin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Crackin? Crackin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Splittin? Splittin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Slicin? Slicin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Dicin? Dicin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Choppin? Choppin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Cuttin? Cuttin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Slashin? Slashin deez nuts!”
• “Do you know Hackin? Hackin deez nuts!”
• “Ever tried Shreddin? Shreddin deez nuts!”
• “Have you met Grindin? Grindin deez nuts!”
• “Do you like Pulverizin? Pulverizin deez nuts!”
• “Are you into Atomizin? Atomizin deez nuts!”
• “Have you heard of Decimatin? Decimatin deez nuts!”

Congratulations, brave explorer! You’ve made it through the most comprehensive collection of “deez nuts” jokes in the known universe! These aren’t just jokes; they’re a cultural phenomenon that has transcended generations, bringing laughter (and facepalms) to millions worldwide.

As you go forth into the world armed with these nutty weapons of mass hilarity, use them wisely and responsibly. Remember: a well-timed “deez nuts” joke can break the ice, lighten the mood, or turn a boring moment into an unforgettable one!

May your delivery be smooth, your timing perfect, and your nuts jokes forever fresh!